The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

Im hot and gay.

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I hate giving in to people but I’m so fucking good at it

"‘Stealing is such an ugly word,” he mused.
“What do you call it?”
He picked her up and swung her around before putting her down, “An extreme case of window shopping."

Jace and Clary

The Mortal Instruments: City of Lost Souls by Casandra Clare

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